Enemy Protoss: "Ok so heres what we're gonna' do. I'm gonna just build void rays, you guys do everything else. If I hit 200 supply cap, we win! Sound good?"
My Team: "Devin go scout."
Devin: "I don't want 2 dammit! You do it this time!"
Kris: "Ok Devin, be sure you build observers this time. So your base doesn't get nuked 4 times in a row..."
5 minutes into the game...
Devin: "Hey guys, I got a 6 gate! FUCK YOU ALL!"
10 more minutes later...
Enemy Team: "Alright lets take down Red (Devin)"
Enemy Protoss: "I got about 20 void rays is that enough?"
Enemy Team: "Don't worry about it, we already got his base."
My Team: "Devin, your base just got fucked..."
Devin: "How? My mini map didn't even show.... OH BALLS YEA IT DID!"
Enemy Protoss: "LEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!"
My Team: "Holy shit! Devin send your 1029832719 units from your 6 gate in!"
Devin: "I can't..."
My Team: "Why?!"
Devin: "Cause they got nuked..."
Why did I even buy this game?....
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