Government Shutdown is Code for "Field Trip to Disney World!"

What? President Obama canceled his trip to Indiana? I'm heartbroken... really, I am! All of the disabled people of the world who didn't really get any benefits from Obamacare will be horribly saddened that their hero will not be visiting them. I personally think Obama is afraid of all the small business owners in Indiana who would gang up on him! Potential assassination averted! Clever move.... and with a viable cover too! What are your thoughts?