10 things Mileena shouldn't do with her mouth...

# 10 - Be a dental hygienist...

# 9 - Live in London... (not helping the stereo-type)

# 8 - Eat food in public... (have you ever watched a burn victim eat food? it'll make you wanna vomit... same type of effect)

# 7 - Work as a pickle slicer at the pickle factory...

# 6 - Push Play-doh out of her teeth... (Yay! Play-doh spaghetti!)

# 5 - Be in an Orbit commercial...

# 4 - Date Baraka.... (ugly kids!)

# 3 - Smile... This is the reason why Muslim women have to weir veils...

# 2 -Work in the sewers as a poo filter... (eats corn for free!)

And the number one thing that Mileena should never do with her mouth is...

# 1 - Give head...

Mass Void Rays!

Enemy Protoss: "Ok so heres what we're gonna' do. I'm gonna just build void rays, you guys do everything else. If I hit 200 supply cap, we win! Sound good?"

My Team: "Devin go scout."

Devin: "I don't want 2 dammit! You do it this time!"

Kris: "Ok Devin, be sure you build observers this time. So your base doesn't get nuked 4 times in a row..."

5 minutes into the game...


Devin: "Hey guys, I got a 6 gate! FUCK YOU ALL!"

10 more minutes later...

Enemy Team: "Alright lets take down Red (Devin)"


Enemy Protoss: "I got about 20 void rays is that enough?"

Enemy Team: "Don't worry about it, we already got his base."

My Team: "Devin, your base just got fucked..."


Devin: "How? My mini map didn't even show.... OH BALLS YEA IT DID!"


Enemy Protoss: "LEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!"

My Team: "Holy shit! Devin send your 1029832719 units from your 6 gate in!"


Devin: "I can't..."


My Team: "Why?!"

Devin: "Cause they got nuked..."

Why did I even buy this game?....

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WoW-a-holics Anonymous... SC2 Binge Incoming!

"Hello, my name is NerdRage."

"Hi NerdRage..."

"It's been about 2 months since my last raid."

**insert applause and nods of acceptance here**

Honestly, I'm not missing it for once! After all the countless hours, and all of the countless wipes. I'm finally done with WoW! Cataclysm was the icing on the cake; same game, same formula, different terrain... Just like the last 2 expansions...Over the past 4 years, I seemed to have outgrown the World of Warcraft.

But I cant be done with Blizzard, no! Blizzard just makes their games too damn perfect... As I was walking down the electronics section of Wally-World with my girlfriend Samantha, I passed the PC gaming aisle. I glanced over, saw Starcraft II, looked over at Sam, and then back at Starcraft II. I then said with a victorious roar, "I... am.... BUYING THIS!!!!" I've been playing for a little over a week now, and idk what the hell I was thinking. For one, I've always sucked at RTS. But I needed something to tide me over til Mortal Kombat comes out in a few weeks. And for two, when I played the original Starcraft, I only played the custom games. Which is WAY different. When I play this game, I understand what the Jews felt like when Hitler exterminated them... And I'm pretty sure a 10 year old kid is always beating me...

I hate this game, but I can't stop playing it... Damn you Blizzard...

I miss my Sega Genesis...