Enemy Protoss: "Ok so heres what we're gonna' do. I'm gonna just build void rays, you guys do everything else. If I hit 200 supply cap, we win! Sound good?"
My Team: "Devin go scout."
Devin: "I don't want 2 dammit! You do it this time!"
Kris: "Ok Devin, be sure you build observers this time. So your base doesn't get nuked 4 times in a row..."
5 minutes into the game...
Devin: "Hey guys, I got a 6 gate! FUCK YOU ALL!"
10 more minutes later...
Enemy Team: "Alright lets take down Red (Devin)"
Enemy Protoss: "I got about 20 void rays is that enough?"
Enemy Team: "Don't worry about it, we already got his base."
My Team: "Devin, your base just got fucked..."
Devin: "How? My mini map didn't even show.... OH BALLS YEA IT DID!"
Enemy Protoss: "LEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!"
My Team: "Holy shit! Devin send your 1029832719 units from your 6 gate in!"
Devin: "I can't..."
My Team: "Why?!"
Devin: "Cause they got nuked..."
Why did I even buy this game?....
Rants and Ramblings from a Nerd's perspective
Showing posts with label starcraft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label starcraft. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
WoW-a-holics Anonymous... SC2 Binge Incoming!
"Hello, my name is NerdRage."
"Hi NerdRage..."
"It's been about 2 months since my last raid."
**insert applause and nods of acceptance here**
Honestly, I'm not missing it for once! After all the countless hours, and all of the countless wipes. I'm finally done with WoW! Cataclysm was the icing on the cake; same game, same formula, different terrain... Just like the last 2 expansions...Over the past 4 years, I seemed to have outgrown the World of Warcraft.
But I cant be done with Blizzard, no! Blizzard just makes their games too damn perfect... As I was walking down the electronics section of Wally-World with my girlfriend Samantha, I passed the PC gaming aisle. I glanced over, saw Starcraft II, looked over at Sam, and then back at Starcraft II. I then said with a victorious roar, "I... am.... BUYING THIS!!!!" I've been playing for a little over a week now, and idk what the hell I was thinking. For one, I've always sucked at RTS. But I needed something to tide me over til Mortal Kombat comes out in a few weeks. And for two, when I played the original Starcraft, I only played the custom games. Which is WAY different. When I play this game, I understand what the Jews felt like when Hitler exterminated them... And I'm pretty sure a 10 year old kid is always beating me...
I hate this game, but I can't stop playing it... Damn you Blizzard...
I miss my Sega Genesis...
"Hi NerdRage..."
"It's been about 2 months since my last raid."
**insert applause and nods of acceptance here**
Honestly, I'm not missing it for once! After all the countless hours, and all of the countless wipes. I'm finally done with WoW! Cataclysm was the icing on the cake; same game, same formula, different terrain... Just like the last 2 expansions...Over the past 4 years, I seemed to have outgrown the World of Warcraft.
But I cant be done with Blizzard, no! Blizzard just makes their games too damn perfect... As I was walking down the electronics section of Wally-World with my girlfriend Samantha, I passed the PC gaming aisle. I glanced over, saw Starcraft II, looked over at Sam, and then back at Starcraft II. I then said with a victorious roar, "I... am.... BUYING THIS!!!!" I've been playing for a little over a week now, and idk what the hell I was thinking. For one, I've always sucked at RTS. But I needed something to tide me over til Mortal Kombat comes out in a few weeks. And for two, when I played the original Starcraft, I only played the custom games. Which is WAY different. When I play this game, I understand what the Jews felt like when Hitler exterminated them... And I'm pretty sure a 10 year old kid is always beating me...
I hate this game, but I can't stop playing it... Damn you Blizzard...
I miss my Sega Genesis...
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